Monday, June 1, 2009

disgusting

I broke my toe Friday. Second one from the left. Some guy tried to steal my purse, so I roundhouse kicked his neck and my toe made contact with his steel-studded dog collar.

Or maybe I opened the freezer and a frozen pack of chicken fell on my foot. Whatev.


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I can't believe I just posted pics of my foot on here. I hate feet. I hate typing the word "feet". Feet are right up there on my heebie-jeebie radar with birds and movies with talking animals. Gross.

I can't do BodyCombat, BodyAttack, the treadmill or even the elliptical. So I'm left to do intervals on a stationary bike. A stationary bike. I wanna hurt someone.



Today's track: I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy

13 comments:

pete on said...

ouch!!!!!

Stacy Fusitua' said...

Your feet are cute! minus the bum toe! I think I will pass on posting my feet LOL

Laura said...

you are brave to post your feet! but who would ever believe that you just dropped-kicked some dude if you didn't show evidence. i'm sure his pain is much worse. ;)

it's been awhile since i've commented so i have to update and say love the "bromance" post. guys can be so funny. i guess they are allowed to have friends too and not be gay. lol!

hope you get to feeling better soon!

Kauti Nicholls said...

oh man that stinks! i'm so sorry. i hope it heals really quickly!!!

Christi said...

Ouch! Cute color of toenail polish :)

k. said...

That photo makes my heart sad.

I broke my pinky toe a few years ago and couldn't walk for three days.

Garity said...

I knew you'd blog about it! Love it! Pretty polish even though the whole feet thing creeps you out.

And to think, frozen chicken could actually do that! Yikes!

Melissa Hodgen said...

I totally believed your first story. Shows how easy I am to fool. I'm amazed that the chicken broke your toe but didn't touch your nail polish. Anyways, I think I threw up a little when I saw your toe. I have a thing with anything fall or hitting my toes. It's worse than labor.

But, do tell more about body attack. I didn't know you taught that too. Idea for a post to stop the disgusting streak.

erin said...

have mercy. you need more cupcakes.

at least you have perfectly manicured and well-proportioned piggies...

ouchie! i'm sorry hermana. you give that stationary bike the business.

brent said...

i'm seriously peeing my pants right now... you SO had me thinking you were, adapting to your surroundings, survival of the fittest, big-time-ultra-bad _ _ _ with the roundhouse kick story. I wish that would have been the real story, darn... sounded so much cooler. i hate feet too...eww. sorry about the toe though, seriously sucks. on a brighter note i don't have a broken toe (though there was a near miss this week) and i STARTED RUNNING (can you believe it)!!!! i'm horrible at it, but seriously determined. love ya noey.

audrey said...

wow--ha. i think we all believed you really beat that sucker up!! pretty impressive, noey. that should boost your self-esteem.

body attack, eh. that sounds intense. i'd looove to see you in that one.

Danny and Lauren's Blog said...

what a lovely shade of purple!

Christine said...

seriously thought that Body Combat had payed off for you! don't eat chicken for a while:)