7:02 a.m. Still blissfully asleep.
7:03 a.m. Waking up to the sound of B's voice yelling, "Mom! Hurry, come quick! Lukie got poop all over the bed!!!!!"
3 seconds later... Luke is waddling into the bedroom whimpering, "Mom, my bottom hurts me." I am currently fumbling for my glasses on the nightstand.
7:05 a.m. Hands on hips, assessing the damage in the boys' bedroom.
7:12 a.m. Turning on the bathtub faucet.
7:16 a.m. Throwing horrifically soiled sheets and clothing into the washing machine.
7:20 a.m. Washing up Stinky Guy in the tub.
7:21 a.m. Getting accidentally peed on from behind because the other Stinky Guy waited too long to make it to the bathroom and, therefore, had very bad aim.
7:25 a.m. Pulling the little girl out of bed who has been screaming for the past 20 minutes.
7:36 a.m. The little girl is spitting up on me.
7:43 a.m. Stripping off my clothes.
7:44 a.m. Frantically washing my hands, looking in the mirror and thinking, "This is going to be a great day."
Being a mom [ro]cks.
Duke’s Birth Story
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7 comments:
Ahhh the joys of motherhood. It makes me so excited to have my second :)
and my first...??!!!
Sorry to have a laugh at your expense... Who ever said that being a stay at home mom wasn't a tough job, obviously never had children.
Oh man. I thought cleaning up brady's throw-up this morning was bad, but this makes me feel better!! Why did we think having children would be easy?
That is too funny. I've had days like that for sure. Thanks for the laugh at your expense this time though. ;0)
been there girl! Hope it gets better from here. I tagged you on my blog, check it out
i don't know if you'll go back and read this...but that has to be the best beginning of a day that i've ever heard. it is funny for me b/c at that time i was in chicago waking up to get dressed.
you (and all mothers) have the toughest job in the world. what i do Monday to Friday is easy compared with this stuff.
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